Willow-ism's

Willow,

My feisty, sassy little pixie - the things that come out of your mouth crack me up and amaze me all at once. 

7/23/11
W: "Mommy, it would be fun to be an owl! And I would be an owl and you would be a snake. And then an ALLIGATOR would come to EAT you! But I would swoop down and save you with my wings!"

7/11/11
M: Willow, what do you want to wear today?
W: My paleontology shirt. (Points to the dinosaur bones shirt)
M: Um, ok...How'd you get so smart?
W: I'm a paleontologist. Paleontologists are smart

6/30/11
M: Willow, please go use the potty
W: Mom, it's gonna be sixty dollars.
M: Sixty dollars? Do you know how many diapers I could buy for sixty dollars?
W: Mom, give me sixty dollars. Then I will go potty.

6/24/11
Willow, who was napping, just woke up and looked at me wearing my bandana. She said "mommy, you're a pirate."